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Trust me These 21 Hilarious Jokes Will Keeping You Laughing

Trust me These 21 Hilarious Jokes Will Keeping You Laughing

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Welcome to our daily jokes, in this article you are guaranteed to laugh like you’re crazy. Enjoy just remember to like and share after reading

1).That moment you’re running around for food at a wedding and you mistakenly disconnect the speakers wire with your leg and all eyes came on you. You’ll belleful under 3 secondsπŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

2) I can’t stop laughing and crying at the same time when I overheard a girl telling her boyfriend that even WhatsApp Status Video last longer than you.πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

3) A drunkard falls from 1st floor of a storey building,a nearby crowd rushes to help him.

Crowd:What happened?

Drunkard:I don’t know oooo…..Me too I just arrived🀷🀷🀷😩😩😩🀣🀣🀣🀣

4) The best time to ask a girl out is during APRIL FOOL.if she turns you down, just shout “APRIL FOOL to prevent that disgrace oooπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ na widom go kill me oo🀣🀣

πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ€£πŸ€£ 🀣🀣 🀣

5) That moment when you parked your new benz outside the gate to take a quick nap and you start hearing “eyah and he just bought it ooo” πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£ my brother just go back to sleep permanently 😒😒🀣🀣🀣

6) my brother if she reads your text messages, WhatsApp/Facebook chats, it’s normal but look eeh if she dey read your Gmail and Twitter chatsπŸ˜©πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ my brother you are in total lockdown πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

7) Imagine while you think covid-19 is finished and then boom.

China release covid- 20 S plus.🀣🀣🀣.

8) conversation between mother and son

Son: mom, why did they name my cousin Cherry?

Mom: I guess it’s because her mother loves cherries.

Son: wow, mom what do you like about my name?

Mom: oooohhπŸ™„πŸ™„ Dickson go outside and play. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣.

9)No sound on earth is louder than a cover pot dropping when you try to steal meat.

Universal fact.πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£.

10) electric shock when you cannot feel your phone after coming down from transport.

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣.

11) That’s how I went to one wedding and one man with his wife were just eating everything and drinking almost everything that passed their table.

Until the man drank morning fresh and asked me bro, pls what flavor of juice is this?

I told him hospital flavor.🀣🀣🀣.

12) I don’t understand for some guys oo. How can you save your girlfriend’s number as ” my destiny”Β what if she die nko? That means your destiny done die? 🀣🀣🀣🀣

13) You brought iPhone8 for your girlfriend and another guy is browsing with it, yet you are using Tecno pop 1.

You think say you are wise, you are a mumu man.😎😎😎🀣🀣🀣🀣.

14) It’s only in Nigeria that you will tell someone ” I have suffered” and they will reply ” you never suffer reach me” as if suffering is a competitionΒ πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£.

15) it’s only in Nigeria that we brag that we are mad, he will be like ask my brother ok I dey mad ooπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

16) When u enter heaven gate and angle started hailing at u “bad Baddo baddest” my dear just start jugging to hellπŸ”₯πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

17) Types of Salaries

These are the names of different salaries…

1. Onion Salary – You grab it, you open it, and you cry.

2. Storm Salary – You don’t know when it’s coming or going.

3. Menstrual Salary – It comes once a month and lasts only four days.

4. Magic Salary – You touch it and it disappears.

5. Amnesia Salary – You can’t remember what you spent it on.

6. Time Traveling Salary – You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it.

Which one have you ever experienced?

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Β .

18) Girl-Nice Mobile. Where Did U Buy?

Boy-I Won Dis In A Running Race.

Girl-How Many People Participated?

Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.Β 

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19) being dumped by a dark skinned boy/girl is the worst thing, just imagine anytime you get home and see a charcoal he will become emotional.πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

20) heart break is after writing four page and the invigilators peeks into your script and say

hmmmmmm some of you are wasting your parents money.😭😭😭😭.

21) drop one statement of indaboski prophet Odumeje

Me: I am a ladical man.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣.

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See no be say I dey swear for you but if you read this jokes finish and you no share am, you no comment, you like see eeh may your data finish.🀣🀣🀣🀣.

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